by Katie Jochems
Ney York City. An absolutely amazing trip easily summarized by the following quotes:
- “I find myself sitting and crying on the couch sometimes screaming ‘If I could only have a life.’” – Presenter Courtney Hazlett
- “It was the best thing to happen to me since the day I watched the OJ Simpson trial.” – Presenter Courtney Hazlett
- “Once and awhile a stray cow wanders by, so we shoot it and eat it.” – Presenter Gary Clites
- “If you take a survey about sexual activity in the cafeteria, 100% of the boys say yes and 100% of the girls say no, which then leads to some speculation.” – Presenter Gary Clites
- “Everybody in this room is going to go to college, except that boy [pointing to a small, helpless kid sitting by himself].” – Presenter Gary Clites
- “There are no wrong answers, don’t be shy… [kid gives answer]…no that’s not right at all.” – Presenter Helen Smith
- “HEY! Don’t touch those; they are my special class notes.” – Presenter Helen Smith
- “If you ever tell Dan Rathers this, I will personally hunt you down and kill you.”
– Presenter Marcy McGinnis
- “So I walked in and took the test, and I passed of course. Why? Because I’m brilliant; smarter than anyone else taking that test.” – Presenter Marcy McGinnis
- “This museum was so proud to have the type writer that Mathews used. It’s a shame that they were just plain stupid and didn’t figure out that he never used or even seen that type writer before.” – Presenter Anthony DePalma
- “So I’m sitting there on the train with my wife watching another man with his girlfriend thinking ‘he sure ain’t gunna get any tonight.’” – Presenter Jeff Nardone
- “You know that law where it makes schools have every sport both for boys and girls, well my doctor says that’s the best thing that ever happened to him and his practice, girls get hurt all the time.” – Presenter Jeff Nardone
- “Try to stay away from small news staff because you all hang out together and pretty soon you’re going to be dating one another, then you’ll break up, and its just awkward. Girls in back stop laughing.” – Presenter Jeff Nardone
- “ ‘Hamilton – No Running, No Playing Loud Music, No Disrupting the Peace’ ‘Hamilton is like the Nazi building of Columbia.’” – Lina DeCristofaro
- “Is that guy allowed to smoke his bong in public like that?” – Lina DeCristofaro
- “That play was just…pervertedly perverted.” – Ryan Hennigan
As you can see, New York was filled with intelligent lectures. I have never laughed…er… I mean learned so much in my life.
Ney York City. An absolutely amazing trip easily summarized by the following quotes:
- “I find myself sitting and crying on the couch sometimes screaming ‘If I could only have a life.’” – Presenter Courtney Hazlett
- “It was the best thing to happen to me since the day I watched the OJ Simpson trial.” – Presenter Courtney Hazlett
- “Once and awhile a stray cow wanders by, so we shoot it and eat it.” – Presenter Gary Clites
- “If you take a survey about sexual activity in the cafeteria, 100% of the boys say yes and 100% of the girls say no, which then leads to some speculation.” – Presenter Gary Clites
- “Everybody in this room is going to go to college, except that boy [pointing to a small, helpless kid sitting by himself].” – Presenter Gary Clites
- “There are no wrong answers, don’t be shy… [kid gives answer]…no that’s not right at all.” – Presenter Helen Smith
- “HEY! Don’t touch those; they are my special class notes.” – Presenter Helen Smith
- “If you ever tell Dan Rathers this, I will personally hunt you down and kill you.”
– Presenter Marcy McGinnis
- “So I walked in and took the test, and I passed of course. Why? Because I’m brilliant; smarter than anyone else taking that test.” – Presenter Marcy McGinnis
- “This museum was so proud to have the type writer that Mathews used. It’s a shame that they were just plain stupid and didn’t figure out that he never used or even seen that type writer before.” – Presenter Anthony DePalma
- “So I’m sitting there on the train with my wife watching another man with his girlfriend thinking ‘he sure ain’t gunna get any tonight.’” – Presenter Jeff Nardone
- “You know that law where it makes schools have every sport both for boys and girls, well my doctor says that’s the best thing that ever happened to him and his practice, girls get hurt all the time.” – Presenter Jeff Nardone
- “Try to stay away from small news staff because you all hang out together and pretty soon you’re going to be dating one another, then you’ll break up, and its just awkward. Girls in back stop laughing.” – Presenter Jeff Nardone
- “ ‘Hamilton – No Running, No Playing Loud Music, No Disrupting the Peace’ ‘Hamilton is like the Nazi building of Columbia.’” – Lina DeCristofaro
- “Is that guy allowed to smoke his bong in public like that?” – Lina DeCristofaro
- “That play was just…pervertedly perverted.” – Ryan Hennigan
As you can see, New York was filled with intelligent lectures. I have never laughed…er… I mean learned so much in my life.
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