Mystery man is baby daddy

by Katie Jochems

Larry Birkhead has been officially titled Dannielynn’s father through a paternity test. This comes after months of debating who the real father is and many men came forth claiming it their’s. Birkhead is a 34 year old good-looking guy from Kentucky who no one knows anything about.
It came as a shock to a lot of people when finally the results were announced, but it makes sense, and poor Howard K. Stern can no longer call himself Dannielynn’s real father, even though he is listed as such on the birth certificate.
Stern says he is going to push for Birkhead to have full custody of Dannielynn, which is totally understandable. This unfortunate man had to raise this little girl by himself for some time while the trial was going on, now this goon from Kentucky waltz’s up and takes her away because he was stupid enough to knock up Anna Nicole Smith. Birkhead was even quoted saying “I told you so” to the camera’s after he found out the news, and all I can say is grow up Larry. I hope with all my heart Dannielynn can grow up to be normal and have a good life, and I hope Birkhead can begin to understand the amount of responsibility just placed on his shoulders. My deepest sympathies Mr. Stern.